Poems

Travelogue: the Pacific Northwest

Just got back from a week in the Pacific Northwest and wrote about my experience.

Apr 14

What makes a castle strong enough to outlast a siege? It might not be the ramparts.

Mar 19 •

The Bad Mount Rushmore of Slender-Faced Men

Why did the monument I made suck?

Mar 7 •

Scenic Dream Regions of the United States

Everyone should visit at least a few of these places at least once.

Jan 30 •

Eight Things I Hate about Me

Getting real after hitting 10 million subscribers.

Jan 2 •

December Earthquake

Unflinchingly domestic look at the violent shuddering of earthly layers.

Dec 14, 2024 •

Amazon Is a Social Media Company

And it's doing a great job. Hear me out.

Nov 15, 2024 •

I'm Running for President

Throwing my hat into the ring at the last second.

Nov 5, 2024 •

The lowest form of literature

Oct 24, 2024 •

Jason Statham at a Poetry Open Mic

Just what it says, mate.

Oct 14, 2024 •

None of these will save your brand.

Sep 29, 2024 •

Five (5) Short Poems

One old, four new, all incredibly brief.

Sep 22, 2024 •

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