You have my vote, but only if, for the next election, you make voting into watching a staring contest between all candidates, with the winner not being the person who can hold their eyes open longest, but the person who cries the most in the process
This idea rocks!!! It has always been very easy to make me cry. Not only will this restore some much-needed humanity to our electoral process, it will also present me, as an easy cryer, with a huge natural advantage. The new Blue Wall?
For being alive and like, nonspecific enough a pet person, your kind of campaign thats the romaines a cleft t poets owe the apple dumplin gangs of the world of the world of the world*
You have my vote, but only if, for the next election, you make voting into watching a staring contest between all candidates, with the winner not being the person who can hold their eyes open longest, but the person who cries the most in the process
This idea rocks!!! It has always been very easy to make me cry. Not only will this restore some much-needed humanity to our electoral process, it will also present me, as an easy cryer, with a huge natural advantage. The new Blue Wall?
Higgledy piggledy mumbling crack
The old ones ride the youngones' back
And they donot get over the chimney stacks.
For being alive and like, nonspecific enough a pet person, your kind of campaign thats the romaines a cleft t poets owe the apple dumplin gangs of the world of the world of the world*
simply one of the most fantastic pieces of writing i have ever read. thank you mark!
Delightful... I'm delighted by this. Shan't be voting for you though as frankly you sound like you would be a fucking awful Commander-in-Chief.
Just do me a solid and don’t vote for the other guy.
Election over / now throw
your ring into the hat.
Done! It made a soft, pleasant sound when it landed in the felt recession.
one of the chinesest poems in recent memory
one of the the trayleniest analyses
Don’t blame me, I voted for the shredder
https://substack.com/@johnshane1/note/c-99887951