Frozen Spit
If you’re working as a low-wage technician
in a cryogenic freezing facility,
my advice is to spit on a client
right as they’re being sealed
into their cryogenic chamber.
You won't live to see it
but the first thing they’ll have to do
when they wake up in 500 years
is wipe your unfrozen spit
off their cheeks. Who knows
maybe it will freeze to their fa…